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Note-To-Self: Plan on your transportation situation before you decide to drive urself to go have margaritas in a vehicle equipped wit a Breath-A-Lyzer. (678): Well if I come get you should I even bother wearing underwear, cause Joe this is gonna cost you ;)
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I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
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Why are are there mexicans on the interstate making and giving away balloon animals?
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We were fucking for a good half hour before I realized she was screaming in french... I feel cultured.
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Ahhh fuck, Grandma got into our hash brownies...(613) Dude you're moms gonna be so pissed... :/
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rec'vd:i feel like taking nyquil nd passing out.(sent) then take it nd pass out. (rec'vd) i have a wedding rehearsal to go to in an hour =/. (sent) point? (rec'ved) .....tousche'
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