(203): you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.

Comments: 26


9053 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 8 years ago

I so hope you get fisted by your gf's dad. I hope he doesn't use any lube. And I hope your gf's dad bites off your girl friend's clit. And then bites your testicle and makes it rupture. And then punches you in the other nut. Then I hope he takes your foreskin and puts it into a pencil sharpener. And then shoves a pencil in your urethra.




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9056 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

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9082 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

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9142 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

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9143 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

Why the phone number? Where is it to?




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9152 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

Oh I have....had a boyfriend that did that all the time ... didn't bother me much just saved me from having to do it. He did have bad aim...........




9153 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

Huh.




9185 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

Huh....what? Are you saying you don't masturbate?




9190 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

Dude, I called that number and a hooker picked up! Hahaha.




9200 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

omg how much did she charge?




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9319 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

hell yeah that shit is hillarious way to go 203




9374 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 8 years ago

Try to wait till marriage to have sex.




9477 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

AMEN!




9722 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

Stupid drunk pictures, yuck!>>>>>>>>>>>>>>




9724 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

Lets promote assanine behavior, what the hell>>>>>>>>>>>>>>why not!>>>




10013 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

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11064 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

haha hell yea... i feel that lol




11797 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

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13124 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

Hahah.....I know how you feel man.....




56905 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

Oh the wonderous world of masturbation.




60569 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

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vicktor2 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

if your religious why would you come to a site like this i think your moral compass is off!! if you dont like what you see on this site get the fuck off!!


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