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i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
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Dude wtf is going on... come pic me up i'vd lost my shoe and chuck norris is chasing me with a carrot..
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I got a text at 2am this morning saying "Hi i hope you are ok, have you got a spare pair of shoes. Can you put them outside and i'll get them in a minute?" I replied "yes why?" and i got one back saying " I've lost my clothes but i found a weird rug thing in the park which is warm but my feet are really really cold. thx" - MDT
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Dude when the cops showed up you ran through the glass door and kept going can you say JUGGERNAUT
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I wish there was toilet paper made out of weed because then you could get high when you wiped your ass
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(319):
sent-i'll be there in a sex. rec'd-wtf? when will that be? sent-depending on the person its anywhere from 2 minutes to 2 and a half hours. rec'd-kay well take your time cuz the floor is nice =)
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this is the most hillarious thing i've ever heard!!!
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8902 (0 Points) 2 years ago
this is the most hillarious thing i've ever heard!!!