I didn't have enough money for condoms so i bought a scratch off- won 10 bucks- redeemed it for the damn condoms, a pack of gum, and a fuckin snickers.. time to get laid - (MDT)

(908): I didn't have enough money for condoms so i bought a scratch off- won 10 bucks- redeemed it for the damn condoms, a pack of gum, and a fuckin snickers.. time to get laid

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8085 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

Thats the way to do it

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8145 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

that's fucking awesome.

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8146 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

that's fucking awesome.

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8187 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

sounds like a good night.lol

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8193 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

way to go son

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8199 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

nice

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8205 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

Talk about getting lucky. lmao.

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8208 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

hahahah. win

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8215 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

hell yea ha

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8224 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

fuck yeah! i wish i could do that..... every night lol

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8234 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

Damn,....Snickers are fucking awesome....oh gum and condoms are good too...lol

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8244 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

mmmmmm.......snikers

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8282 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

^^^ LMAO (snikers) thought it was snickers? but sounds like a good nite to me

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8284 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

now thats a night. Some day, my texts are gonna be on here

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8294 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

Hahaha.

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8312 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

well played sir

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8322 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

my fucking HERO! Snickers, gum and sex. What else could there be?

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8335 (-2 Points) (+0, -2) 1 year ago

Don't stop there... use the gum to blow a big bubble and float up into heaven. Trade Jesus a Snickers bar for a golden harp and a pair of angel wings. Use the wings to fly back to earth, then whip out the harp and start playing. Chicks will think you're in a band and they'll line up to fuck you.

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8350 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

Epic win!

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8359 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

thats the fucken shit man

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8416 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

mad props

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8421 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

that must be every guys dream. candy and sex.

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8537 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

you are my hero.

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8576 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

best night ever?

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8591 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

hell ya 908!

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8688 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

fuck yes!

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8699 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

thats a sign from god =)

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8843 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

908 Jerseyyy

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8925 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

thats a 908 thing to do thats for sure..keep reppin

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8992 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

epic win.

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9459 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

whoever you are your my new hero

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9903 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

you might just be a genius!

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10404 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

hah LOL!!

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21934 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

fucking boss

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26026 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

your my hero

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28146 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

epic win.

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36038 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 10 months ago

fuckin' champion

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42180 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 10 months ago

908 motha fuckaaaa new jerseyyyyyyyyyy sdfhbsdhfbsdjk;vgfs

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42967 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 10 months ago

awsome you get candy, gum and safe sex great way to not get her pregnent and enjoying ur snickers hehehe

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44852 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 9 months ago

I am a chick and even I must admit the epic win of this situation. Well played :)

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48438 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 9 months ago

it was meant to be

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53445 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 months ago

Dude..your mug belongs on Mt. Rushmore!

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59906 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 months ago

you have to ask yourselves how many times did he beat the meat before the day came that he won that scratch off :)))

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60781 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 months ago

question is...did you get laid?

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64142 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 6 months ago

You know its gonna be a good night....

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67654 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 6 months ago

mad props son! gum for the preparty, condoms for the party, and snickers for the energy replenishment!! well done

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67756 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 6 months ago

Probably didnt even get any...

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72415 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 5 months ago

LOL nicee...

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07930 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 month ago

34 people failed to hit the good night button

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