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(858):
The little kid I'm babysitting just said: don't look at my candy box while I'm changing! Wtfff?!?! He's. 7!
(518):
omggg i dont wanna have a baby : ( im just gonna do mad drugs this week cause that way a baby wont be able to live inside me so ill be ok.
(834):
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
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last night, she asks me to slap her in the face. win? (sent) nice! did you? (rec'd) Well, a gentleman does what a lady asks I guess...
(403):
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
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Sent to my roommate: Passed out on bqck porch locked out of house
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