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(773):
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
(718):
Dude I thought she was cumming, then I realized I was taking a Golden shower.
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I drank bubbles? You really let me drink bubbles?!?!
(505):
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
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Last night, "I swear she didn't look like that the night before." sent from a friend of mine that had his beer goggles on... MDT
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