(250): I just woke up with a straw in my vag

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7112 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Sounds like a wicked night

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Bristol Airport Hotels (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 month ago

FZOHkI Im grateful for the blog.Really looking forward to read more. Want more.

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7120 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

WTF??? lol!

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7159 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Thank God it wasn't a Spider!

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7189 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

some one got a blow job

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7191 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

haha, oh dude, blow job, thats brilliant, nicely done sir

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7192 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

at least it wasn't like.... so literal. it could have been a blow dryer

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7241 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

that would be... uncomfortable... and confusing... and #6, that is just... *shudders at the thought*

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7245 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Dumb bitch never heard of snorting crack?

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7246 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

If it was a pale green bendy-straw, then it was mine. Sorry about that.

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7247 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

That's not a straw. A snake just shed it's skin.

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7286 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

crazy night it included crumpkins

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7982 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

You win. You beat my night. And nice one #8!

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9347 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

any chance your name jessica

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9922 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

haha there's a few people I wanna name off that would say somthing like this with 250 numbers. Buuuuut.....

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11886 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

sounds a lot like jessica klinger. hmm..

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35056 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

nope. my names not Jessica. . . found out what happened that night. I did this guy then we decided to make sure I wasnt pregnant. . . he used the straw as a telescope. . .

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