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Why is your girl at the bar on a Sunday night without you? (208): Why are you at the bar and not home with your kid you stupid whore?
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she smelled like tandoori chicken
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She dumped me because she said I wasn't going anywhere. Now she's dropped out of college and married a high school dropout crackhead. Who's going nowhere now bitch!!
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my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
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apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
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Him: Is it wrong that I find it hot when I call you my ho? Me: No, I'll be your bottom bitch daddy ;) Just not in public
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