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(507):
last night i showed my boobs to my manager n now i gotta go to work today n act like it didn't happen.
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Haha i slept with my bag of weed in my bra last night, poor little bud is now flat :(
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There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
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He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
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My boyfriend was going down on me. Suddenly, he grabbed my 'lower' lips and moved them in a talking motion, proclaiming that "the talking vagina declares war and wants to conquer the great penis."
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(905):
I was wasted and was dancing like I was from the 1930s apparently... He said I was pretty damn serious and I got mad he wasn't doing it... I don't know how they danced in the 1930s
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