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(661):
I hate when girls think there is a double standard for woman being called "sluts" but men being called "the man" for sleeping with multiple people...it's very simple, think of it this way...if a key opens lots of locks, then it's a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it's a shitty lock. (1-661): ...you're brilliant.
(513):
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
(517):
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
(716):
(Sent) Dude,you were making out with a door and dancing with it. (Recv'd) It was good at dancing. (Sent) and you were feeling it's knob like it was a tit or something. (Recv'd) Don't hate,I got action. (Sent) Hah,you were soo fucked up last night dude.
(757):
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
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Were those people carrying pigs?
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