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would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
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He sexted me all night telling me how much he wanted to fuck me and then disappeared out of nowhere. When he came back he said "Sorry, I was fucking my girlfriend."
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Found your pants in the mailbox (646): What were my pants doing in the mailbox? (516): I don't know but there's postage on them
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im pretty sure i just lost my anal virginity to a wii controller... i was doing a split and well lets just say im glad it ha one of those condom things on it...
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you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
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he like invited her over for a crazy dance party then his animals started jockin her style
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Bristol Airport Hotels (0 Points) 1 year ago
oBHo8X Really informative blog.Thanks Again.