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It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
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I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok (850): They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
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i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
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Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
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yeah but you can't get pregnant in the county jail anyways...
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