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wow last night, hot girl, good sex, fucking huge dad, fucking really hard punch... ouch
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But she's got a boyfriend. (1-770): Excuses! You need to get your foot in that door! And by foot, I mean your dick, and by door, I mean her va jay jay!
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I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
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I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
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I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
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Last night I was a man, tonight I'm Harry Potter the hampster with a raisin baby . . .
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