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(609):
ive decided i want a goat so i will steal my naybors. then it will befriend my dog so they sleep under the big tree. that whay wen i shoot them there wont be any blood, just purple
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are you sure its just baloney skin? (1-810): yeah its not plastic it's just hard (810): I do beleive that's what she said.
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ouch i fell down the stair and spilt my screwdriver on me :( but i went back to the dorm did a quick wash of my hair and changed really fast and that actually made my hair softer then i think it has ever been.. like no lie.. it was orgasmiclly soft..
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How was your night? (sent) Well...you know how I slept with Bs boyfriend last week? I told her. (recv'd) and?!?! (sent) They've started a competition to see who can get me to orgasm more. Best competition ever.
(619):
Dude bring beerpong balls, we straight lance armstronging it right now...
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(401):
Oh James straight up told me he was in love with me. Also, I just fucked Andy on his transformer bedsheets. WIN.
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