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(818):
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas. (818): And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
(978):
So I told him I had my period and he ran downstairs and got hot sauce. He said, I put this shit on everything and ate me out. Did I mention he was sober?
(813):
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
(507):
I just jacked off to the food network and im not ashamed
(916):
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store....
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(910):
ewww.. a lady's gonna look at my lil puss then ima go home and eat a steak
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