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The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
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I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
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he tried to fuck me while he was wearing a snuggie..
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Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
(828):
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
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(714):
(rec): Thanks to you, the new house rule is whoever pukes has to buy a handle for whoever cleans it up. (sent): I don't like this new rule...
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