MDTxts
Pics Last Night
F You, Auto Correct!
Fun Facts
Facebooking Fail
JMML
Hipsters
Fixed It
Fail Family
OMG
BFF
(407):
I woke up wanting to go to Hardees before they stopped serving breakfast. But I was horny and Selena Gomez was on tv, so I yanked it. I didn't make in time for breakfast...
(607):
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
(337):
i want to text you about midgets because everyone seems to be obsessed with them when they're drunk.
(310):
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
(704):
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Home
Vote Up New Texts
Best Nights
Worst Nights
Colleges
Randomize
Pics
Submit
(225):
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Great Night
(
137
)
Bad Night
(
15
)
More texts from (225)
Like
Comments: 0
No comments yet, be the FIRST to comment!
Nickname:
Email:
(Optional, used for
gravatar
)
Comment:
Remember The Pics From Last Night?
Pic from (843)
Pic from (702)
Pic from (207)
Pic from (509)
Pic from (859)
Pic from (421)
Pic from (254)
Pic from (918)
Pic from (877)
Pic from (972)
Pic from (609)
Pic from (386)
Pic from (713)
Pic from (614)
Pic from (615)
Pic from (317)
Awesomeness!
Best Friends :)
Funny Videos
Make a Dare
Your Mind Blown - FACTS
