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(405):
I fucked her on the pool table. My balls were hanging down in the corner pocket.
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So that Guy I went home with last gets me completely naked, looks me in the eyes, and says, "I'm gonna toe fuck you so hard". My response "as long as I can stick my eight inch dildo in your ass". He agreed.
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if your penis was a a facebook status id 'like it'
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we just paid a bike taxi in cigarettes and hugs.
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You introduced yourself to the toilet, first and last name, asked if he would be your friend because you were alone and everyone left you, then to get a reply out of the toilet you flushed and kept talking
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(505):
So my mom's totally a one-hitter-quitter...I must have gotten the mad smoking genes from my dad.
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