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(303):
If you say jesus backwards it sounds like sausage. best. discovery.ever.
(443):
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
(281):
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
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Last night, "never f*ck a dwarf with downs syndrome, it's not big and it's not clever." MDT
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i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
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I'm not an alcoholic. Alcoholics need a drink, and I've already got one
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