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(260):
My brother came in high acting very crazy and my mother asked him if they needed to put him on medication. With a perfectly straight face, he replied, "There’s no medication for being awesome."
(Anonymous):
Last night I received this from my bff... "He started licking my mole, think'n it was my nipple. :/" MDT
(714):
(recv'd) She took her pants off and the stench stung my nostrils ... so I held my breath and hit it like a champ
(718):
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
(727):
I'm wasted, can't find my clothes, woke up with some dude and my boyfriend is passed out in a chair with a video camera. I LOVE TEQUILA!
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(302):
sitting here naked in my chair with my 3d glasses on watching porn how awesum.lol
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