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(919):
If you have a parrot and you don't teach it to say,"Help, they've turned me into a parrot", you are wasting everybody's time.
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bro, we went to panda express and you saw a circular table with 4 cops at it eating, and decided to play duck duck goose with them, as you found out when you woke up in the drunk tank this morning... you lost.
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woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room...
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I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
(513):
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
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