(834): I woke him up by giving him a bj, played video games with him, and made bacon...

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6597 (-2 Points) (+1, -3) 8 years ago

I'm RICH... Dumb him and go out with me!




6598 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 8 years ago

I love you




6599 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

who the hell would vote bad night?!?! wtf! This woman is... well... perfect




6603 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 8 years ago

As a girl I still have to give her mad props, she knows how to get er done!




6604 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

Oh shit and then I thought about it.......... maybe a guy posted this!!!! lol




85696 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 6 years ago

dont say sucha thing!! u have just ruined my perfect fantacy :(




6608 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

/epic jelous =(




6619 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

my loins tingle with anticipation of the day my woman cooks me bacon, i also fear that day because she's most likely to burn the house down im pretty sure the majority of her brains are stored in her chest... they arnt that big either




6640 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

Make sure that she is a good cook in the bedroom as well as the kitchen, than your lions and your tummy will both be satisfied, don't you agree?




6647 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

She is awsome dont wake up any more




6663 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 8 years ago

pics or it didn't happen




6665 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

#8 with an attitude like that.... keep dreaming!!!




6678 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

#11 fuck off i dont think they took pictures of the bacon video game or BJ




6701 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

Oh...My....GOD! I'm Fuckn Jealous!




6738 (-1 Points) (+0, -1) 8 years ago

#1-14 am I the only on who isn't jealous...? I have an awsome boyfriend, I'd rather have him than her...




6745 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

I love satisfying my lions lol




6752 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

#6 is right. fuckkkkk lol




6763 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

I had a GF that did that a long time ago and I still think back to it.




6781 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

Sounds amazing. Perfection.




6788 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

sounds like my girl :) /me lucky




6792 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

yeah and what does he do for you? =]




6797 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

I totally have to try that on my guy!! wonder if it would have the same effect if I made turkey bacon????




6842 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

Propose asap




6848 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

well my girl blows me while im playing. haha and her mom walked in and didnt stop us




6851 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

shes fucking perfect!!!!! I would do anything to have a gf like that




6860 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

this happened with me but she did it for me and my friend so it wasnt as great




6904 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

this woman knows exactly how to get a guy to propose




6925 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

Marry that chick.




6930 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

ahhhh video games and sex. is there anything better?




6984 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

i do that for my boyfriend. lol




7013 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

to number 29.. yes getting a bj while playing video games and being fed bacon all at the same time :)




7024 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

I've done this for my boyfriend before :)




7063 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

But you didn't give him a spider, poor guy.




7214 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

you are a demi-god among men.. i say that because a true god would've boned her while she was cooking the bacon. XD




7295 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

Lol thats great ! #33 I think your the same fucking person that says something about spiders on like every text ! For fuck sakes stop that !




7305 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

...that or people saw the spider comments and want it to catch on and are mimicking it, or the "spider" has that much time on his/her hands to comment almost every post with something about spiders




7338 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

Just being silly, I did it and started to laugh and then I gave life to it and I had fun with it. It was so much fun. I love to get crazy and I did some of it was reading it to a friend on the phone and we roared together, I almost peed my pants, no kidding. Then someone I know who left funny texts himself, so I added more to humor him, as a kinda funny gift for a friend, that's all.




7376 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

Wake up like this a few times a month. Havethe greatest wife




7384 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

next time wake him up by fighting with another girl over his dick, then realise you should share. Then, you are true perfection.




7387 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

my girl does tht for me like every day, and she even goes to work while i sit around all day and she doesnt complain...... i feel bad but she is the best woman EVER!!!!!!!!




7435 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

dat happened to me diz morning! but instead of playing x box and cooking bacon we had sex lol!!! like 5 times....lucky me lol!




7440 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

Apparently it would be better with spiders?? I wouldnt actually know but if you try this let me know XD jk jk




7486 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

Best wife/girlfriend ever!!




7513 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 8 years ago

23 bad night votes from jews cos you had bacon. That's all i can come up with.




7568 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

im the girl who posted this...im 18 hes 18 were virgins im his first kiss and all that blah blah its an epic violent love story im not a dude and dont want to get married right way this guy is helping me learn for the future and he pratices things on me as well ...he can make a mean sandwitch too bad he isnt that great at halo WHERES A MAN THAT GIVES A GIRL ORAL DURING A VIDEO GAME WTF




7570 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

LOL 44




7717 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

OMG I #45 your so right, why can't a girl get oral while playing video games? I think I may marry the guy who does that lol. I also posted #5 and #6 and #6 was just a joking comment on how you know too well what to do to make a guy happy. You're gonna be a great wife some day, keep up the good work on paying attention to what makes a man happy, but make sure he makes you happy too. :D




7746 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

'woke up' or 'came to'...




7850 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

this girl is a angel sent from aphrodite herself.... i knnow she must be an emissary because aphrodite would have made toast too...




7851 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

i love you . seriously !




7870 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

You guys comment on this like its a rarity to find a girl like this. I do this kind of stuff for my boyfriend all the time. Cookies, bacon, hamburgers, grilled cheese sandwhiches...pancakes and Call of Duty with a few bj's and sex thrown on top. Oh man, love it!!




7887 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

hmm. maybe i should try this :D except i think ill make pancakes or something. wait, no, guys lovee bacon. maky yah. im def. trying this asap!




7923 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

i'll give you a perfect chance to try it 52!




8087 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

testing my commenting




8138 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

45&46, I AGREE i would do anything for/to the guy who would give me oral while i played a video game. its rare to find!




8585 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

hey I have god eggs one time.....im jealous that chick is a dreammmmm




9735 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

your awesome




9813 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

all the chicks saying they want oral while playing video games, i can almost guarantee any guy would do it for you if you asked, probably fall in love if you managed to play well at the same time




10906 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

can i get your number




11934 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

i do that for my boyfriend :] except there was pancakes too.




13824 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

you are my hero.




14765 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 8 years ago

i could skipp the video games for a joint lol bacon would taste so much better




14815 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

lmao 62 is right grass would have made it heaven




15320 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

do you has sister????




17032 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

#22 fuck no




22992 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

45 or 46, you want oral during a video game, you got it....let me know how to reach you




23518 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

hahaha loser fakeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee




28272 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

lol girl, thats what i do. Video games pwn, bacon is yummy, and i want his cock, so come on, whose losing here? What a great way to wake up (for him) ^^




28873 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

well done




29753 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

She only did it because she gave him HIV...




32571 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

I don't know why more girls wouldn't do this... I'd have no qualms doing this for my boyfriend. None whatsoever.




36249 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

I've woken my bf up doing that, done that to him while he's playing wow, played wow with him...and made him pancakes and bacon. =D




37371 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

Putting the nintendo on pause to have amazing living room floor sex with fiance then beating him at smash bros= awesomeness, got to love sundays not spent in church




43661 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

Lol! Very nice. Knowing my bf, if I did this, he'd be on one knee asking me to marry him before the bacon was even done cooking.




49127 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

ahhh... i wanna fuck her too




52989 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

MARRYYY!!!!!!!!!




60589 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

Best chick ever.. I love my boyfriend and all but bj out of the question and he or I don't like bacon.




60591 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

My cousin said your guy is a lucky baster.. your the woman after his heart.




78825 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 7 years ago

I'm definitely this kind of girl ;)




Tzk (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 years ago

WIN




blahmonster (0 Points) (+0, -0) 5 years ago

I definitely plan on doing this for my boyfriend




91232 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 5 years ago

Blahmonster=Best girlfriend ever?


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