6599 (0 Points) 1 year ago
who the hell would vote bad night?!?! wtf! This woman is... well... perfect
6603 (1 Points) 1 year ago
As a girl I still have to give her mad props, she knows how to get er done!
6604 (0 Points) 1 year ago
Oh shit and then I thought about it.......... maybe a guy posted this!!!! lol
6619 (0 Points) 1 year ago
my loins tingle with anticipation of the day my woman cooks me bacon, i also fear that day because she's most likely to burn the house down im pretty sure the majority of her brains are stored in her chest... they arnt that big either
6640 (0 Points) 1 year ago
Make sure that she is a good cook in the bedroom as well as the kitchen, than your lions and your tummy will both be satisfied, don't you agree?
6678 (0 Points) 1 year ago
#11 fuck off i dont think they took pictures of the bacon video game or BJ
6738 (-1 Points) 1 year ago
#1-14 am I the only on who isn't jealous...? I have an awsome boyfriend, I'd rather have him than her...
6763 (0 Points) 1 year ago
I had a GF that did that a long time ago and I still think back to it.
6797 (0 Points) 1 year ago
I totally have to try that on my guy!! wonder if it would have the same effect if I made turkey bacon????
6848 (0 Points) 1 year ago
well my girl blows me while im playing. haha and her mom walked in and didnt stop us
6851 (0 Points) 1 year ago
shes fucking perfect!!!!! I would do anything to have a gf like that
6860 (0 Points) 1 year ago
this happened with me but she did it for me and my friend so it wasnt as great
6904 (0 Points) 1 year ago
this woman knows exactly how to get a guy to propose
6930 (0 Points) 1 year ago
ahhhh video games and sex. is there anything better?
7013 (0 Points) 1 year ago
to number 29.. yes getting a bj while playing video games and being fed bacon all at the same time :)
7214 (0 Points) 1 year ago
you are a demi-god among men.. i say that because a true god would've boned her while she was cooking the bacon. XD
7295 (0 Points) 1 year ago
Lol thats great ! #33 I think your the same fucking person that says something about spiders on like every text ! For fuck sakes stop that !
7305 (0 Points) 1 year ago
...that or people saw the spider comments and want it to catch on and are mimicking it, or the "spider" has that much time on his/her hands to comment almost every post with something about spiders
7338 (0 Points) 1 year ago
Just being silly, I did it and started to laugh and then I gave life to it and I had fun with it. It was so much fun. I love to get crazy and I did some of it was reading it to a friend on the phone and we roared together, I almost peed my pants, no kidding. Then someone I know who left funny texts himself, so I added more to humor him, as a kinda funny gift for a friend, that's all.
7376 (0 Points) 1 year ago
Wake up like this a few times a month. Havethe greatest wife
7384 (0 Points) 1 year ago
next time wake him up by fighting with another girl over his dick, then realise you should share. Then, you are true perfection.
7387 (0 Points) 1 year ago
my girl does tht for me like every day, and she even goes to work while i sit around all day and she doesnt complain...... i feel bad but she is the best woman EVER!!!!!!!!
7435 (0 Points) 1 year ago
dat happened to me diz morning! but instead of playing x box and cooking bacon we had sex lol!!! like 5 times....lucky me lol!
7440 (0 Points) 1 year ago
Apparently it would be better with spiders?? I wouldnt actually know but if you try this let me know XD jk jk
7513 (1 Points) 1 year ago
23 bad night votes from jews cos you had bacon. That's all i can come up with.
7568 (0 Points) 1 year ago
im the girl who posted this...im 18 hes 18 were virgins im his first kiss and all that blah blah its an epic violent love story im not a dude and dont want to get married right way this guy is helping me learn for the future and he pratices things on me as well ...he can make a mean sandwitch too bad he isnt that great at halo WHERES A MAN THAT GIVES A GIRL ORAL DURING A VIDEO GAME WTF
7717 (0 Points) 1 year ago
OMG I #45 your so right, why can't a girl get oral while playing video games? I think I may marry the guy who does that lol. I also posted #5 and #6 and #6 was just a joking comment on how you know too well what to do to make a guy happy. You're gonna be a great wife some day, keep up the good work on paying attention to what makes a man happy, but make sure he makes you happy too. :D
7850 (0 Points) 1 year ago
this girl is a angel sent from aphrodite herself.... i knnow she must be an emissary because aphrodite would have made toast too...
7870 (0 Points) 1 year ago
You guys comment on this like its a rarity to find a girl like this. I do this kind of stuff for my boyfriend all the time. Cookies, bacon, hamburgers, grilled cheese sandwhiches...pancakes and Call of Duty with a few bj's and sex thrown on top. Oh man, love it!!
7887 (0 Points) 1 year ago
hmm. maybe i should try this :D except i think ill make pancakes or something. wait, no, guys lovee bacon. maky yah. im def. trying this asap!
8138 (0 Points) 1 year ago
45&46, I AGREE i would do anything for/to the guy who would give me oral while i played a video game. its rare to find!
8585 (0 Points) 1 year ago
hey I have god eggs one time.....im jealous that chick is a dreammmmm
9813 (0 Points) 1 year ago
all the chicks saying they want oral while playing video games, i can almost guarantee any guy would do it for you if you asked, probably fall in love if you managed to play well at the same time
11934 (0 Points) 1 year ago
i do that for my boyfriend :] except there was pancakes too.
14765 (0 Points) 1 year ago
i could skipp the video games for a joint lol bacon would taste so much better
22992 (0 Points) 1 year ago
45 or 46, you want oral during a video game, you got it....let me know how to reach you
28272 (0 Points) 11 months ago
lol girl, thats what i do. Video games pwn, bacon is yummy, and i want his cock, so come on, whose losing here? What a great way to wake up (for him) ^^
32571 (0 Points) 11 months ago
I don't know why more girls wouldn't do this... I'd have no qualms doing this for my boyfriend. None whatsoever.
36249 (0 Points) 10 months ago
I've woken my bf up doing that, done that to him while he's playing wow, played wow with him...and made him pancakes and bacon. =D
37371 (0 Points) 10 months ago
Putting the nintendo on pause to have amazing living room floor sex with fiance then beating him at smash bros= awesomeness, got to love sundays not spent in church
43661 (0 Points) 9 months ago
Lol! Very nice. Knowing my bf, if I did this, he'd be on one knee asking me to marry him before the bacon was even done cooking.
60589 (0 Points) 7 months ago
Best chick ever.. I love my boyfriend and all but bj out of the question and he or I don't like bacon.
60591 (0 Points) 7 months ago
My cousin said your guy is a lucky baster.. your the woman after his heart.
6594 (1 Points) 1 year ago
MARRY HER! MARRY HER NOW!