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(845):
i have to sneeze but i dont feel like i remember how to.
(204):
Just had a chick reach around and massage my balls while she was riding me. Fantastic!
(701):
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
(720):
o shit let me call u back there's a hamburger in my pocket - MDT
(702):
i accidently texted myself and had 3 hour conversation about pickles and gold fish crackers. i think i had the munchies because i was f*cking baked
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(575):
I got woken up by her on top of me trying to fuck me...apparently my morning wood is very tempting
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