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he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness... (413): how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
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i went to his house because i was bored. he ended up making me food and giving me shots so i felt like i should have sex to repay him. i told him i forgot to take birth control so he offered to just buy plan b in the morning. future boyfriend material?
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It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
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this would be more interesting if I knew a girl posted this
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89170 (0 Points) 1 year ago
this would be more interesting if I knew a girl posted this