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I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti.
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dude i cant believe how drunk she is! (recv'd) dude shes throwing up and drinking the toilet water to try and sober up. (sent) poor lauren ;[
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Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
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As I got to my first class seat on an airplane, I saw the person I sit next to wafting the smell of their vagina towards themselves and breathing in deeply. It's an eight hour flight.
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she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
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I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
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until you get picked up for wolverine rape
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89110 (3 Points) 2 years ago
until you get picked up for wolverine rape