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He had a bloody nose and proceeded to make a blood mustache on his face.
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I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
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Last Night i Received a text from my girl: "You should switch from eating meat to being vegetarian" i replied "that's like converting from seven pound six ounce baby jesus to blowing myself up for forty virgins" MDT
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if cheese was a person id fuck it every second
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no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
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