(209): he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period

Comments: 108


6374 (2 Points) (+2, -0) 2 years ago

That is horrible.. i mean wtf. i would kill myself!




6395 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

thats so unsanitary bro. i mean, "gurrrlffriend".




6403 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

HAHAHA as someone would say!




6425 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 2 years ago

mmm ravioli




6441 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 2 years ago

and pennies?




6456 (-1 Points) (+0, -1) 2 years ago

Yeah, I would still do it! Not a problem for me at all...




6462 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

eeek wow what a trip he must have liked it since he did not stop1




6464 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

thats twisted




6467 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

oh god




6469 (-1 Points) (+1, -2) 2 years ago

period sex is the best sex ever, no need to wait for her to get wet...there, i said it.




6487 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

#10 - That's nasty! But you're right, been there.




6500 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

congrats? O.o




6505 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

NASTY




6517 (-1 Points) (+0, -1) 2 years ago

I shouldn't encourage this but you can't get pregnant if you have your period.




6522 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 2 years ago

happened to me, that's exactly what it tastes like. period sex is great, but period eating out is bad.




6524 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

I'm pretty sure a lady CAN actually get her "eggo preggo" even if she does the "cha cha" during her period. 7th grade health, took it years ago ... good shit.




6527 (-1 Points) (+0, -1) 2 years ago

ewwww. i wud b brushin my teeth nd rinsing mi mouth out wit soap 4 hours. eeeewwwwwwwwwwww i hope u didnt tell him or he mite nvr do that agan




6530 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

#14 , you CAN get preggo on your period, go back to high school and take sex ed




6575 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

mmmmmmm ravioli...




6580 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

WTFH EW




6585 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

wtf ! omg ! thats brutal ! ewwwwwwww i'd fuckin die !




6587 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

lol to #16




6613 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 2 years ago

awww congrads you got ur redwingssss!!! hah




6635 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

#16 How many years ago did you have 7th grade Health? Honestly give me an answer, please, I really need to know. Just to know, please tell me.




6636 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Y-U-C-K




6639 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

#24 you can get pregnant, sperm could survive inside women's body for over a week - plenty of time for your period to be over and for a the sperm to fertilize the new ovum ;)




72987 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

dumbass sperm can only last 24-48 hours trust me i just watched the miracle of life in ag today lol and its a pbs movie so you know its true lol




6641 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Thank you precious person #24, I didn't know that, how do you know so much? I love my eyelash. I love the cute posts you do. I see that you will never tell me your age. The picture very cute, but you seem so much older it is hard to believe. I can't spend time here, it is taking too much of my time. I will check to see if you have something to say here only. Too many texts and I need to start using my time wisely. You know we connected. I know that it stops there. But my mind gets tricked because of the fun and youthfulness and I enjoy your company, I feel all blushed at times-blushed I made that up, but I feel that way. I really want good things to come your way. Half of the stuff hear isn't really what life is about. The sense of peace is really a cool thing. I hope we both find peace, coz I want you happy and I want to be happy to. The joy of living each day, another cahnce to get things right...man I need lots of those chances. Why do you make me cry so much? I do care about you. But honestly God is the answer for everyone, please remember what I have shared with you and don't hate me for it. I rad your last post. It was beautiful (K-man), if you catch my drift. I can't tell your age I don't know if what you wrote was true about being married with a kid, you seem to young, yet you seem so mature. The picture? Looks young? Thanks for sending it. I never want to hurt you, I think you already know that. However I don't always give a good example, I know that for sure. Sometimes I could kick myself. I just care, just because I do.




6644 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Please excuse my oop, especailly on hear, which should of been here. By the way you have been so sweet, your posts and the way you ley me know about my love? comment. You really don't owe me a thing, so i appreciate you hearing me and responding to me the way you have. I look at our posts and we are in sink...WHY I wonder, but the answer to that why is the answer to the reason I found some type of connection to you. I can't have you, but some lucky woman can and she probably already does have you!




6645 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Still ooping, so sorry, kinda emotional right now, a girl thing, if you catch my drift and I am sure you will, you always do.




6662 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

ahh!!!!! this happened to me liek a week ago! i was gagging so much! lol




6674 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

pussy does taste like pennies




6690 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Really, being a woman I wouldn't know!




6714 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

The comments on this are utterly ridiculous! *incredibly amused* Here's my two cents: (should I say pennies? hm..) 1. You can, in fact, get pregnant on your period. Our bodies are breeding machines, we should give them more credit. Hah. 2. What the hell is with comments 27 and 28? Lol. "hear" and "sink" and "ooping." Sarcasm in broken English isn't very effective, it seems.




6721 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

#33 .. #'s 27 & 28 is a woman who tries to contact some guy on here. there are soooo many awkward personal messages to him on here.... yikes.... get used to it... its totally wierd




6776 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

AKA Chef boyardee




6808 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Messages will no loger be posted. AKA Chef boyardee and Penney. ;) Done over complete.




6809 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Messages will no loger be posted. AKA Chef boyardee and Penney. ;) Done over complete.




6811 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

oops last time longer=loger, can'thelp myself. Now go on your....




6825 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

sick dude




6838 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Interesting




6869 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

good for any1 that likes ravioli!




6870 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

EWW.... haha thats dirty




6871 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

eww... # 41 thats dddiiirrrrtttyyy




6891 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

sperm only lives for 3 days...and yes its possible but NOT likely..u go back to sex ed...tards




6911 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

that is sick




6916 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

I remember sperm do live for 3 days, wow it has been awhile since I had sex education, but it is coming back to me!




6976 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

#23 I hope that you find spiders in your bed when you try to sleep tonight! A big black one is best. Sleep with one eye open and one eye closed. HAHAHA, I am about to wet my pants!




6999 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Ohhh...that's sick.




7022 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Lost my IP no more blogging for me, I guess we talked too much. How do you manage to get your IP back? Any tips? Stella




7069 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Are you sure that it didn't smell like spiders?




7091 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

How would you know what spiders smell like, #50?




7106 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

I don't, just being silly with a friend by phone, Oh did we laugh, it was alot of fun! Wholesome humor, way to go!




7198 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

ok, first of all, ew! and second of all, you CAN get pregnant on your period




7281 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

You CAN'T get pregnant on your PERIOD - I saw it on Mythbusters. You CAN'T eat ravioli out of the CAN, but liquor and poker all you want! hahaha the spermies eat the ravioli to create ULTIMATE SPERMIES SPECIES. put your zaza in her yaya and cha-cha! they will SINK, you here? don't OOP too much tho cuz pennies from heaven are BETTER than one in the bush. sniff my DADDY LONG LEG




7284 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

lmfao. this is some funny shit




7288 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

LOLOLOLOL......Ravioli....just pennies a serving




7297 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

OMG hahahahaha.. That is horribly wrong, but funny. Not something I would "forget" about.




7306 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Adorable #54, JUST STOPPED BY TO SEE A FEW TEXTS. SPIDERS SMELL LIKE SPIDERS!




7325 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

ew. i would die if a guy agte me out on my period. but period sex isnt awful, i must say.




7355 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

that shit is just fucking nasty




7411 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

ewwwww; it does taste nasty. HOW COULD YOU FORGET THAT? lmao.




7433 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

ewwieeee.




7490 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Eww dude what the hell...that is fucking sick...




7558 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Oh gurl, you nasty




7635 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

ouch!




7711 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

I'd like to point out to #26 that sperm does NOT survive for over a week. It survives for 3-5 days inside a woman's body. However, given the right conditions and proper enviornment (ie: fertile cervical mucus) it can survive for 7 days, but no longer than that.




7715 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 2 years ago

Damn I was embarassed enough when I thought my period was over and it decided to restart while I was getting fingered and it ended up all over his hand, I apologized for like 20 minutes, I couldn't imagine the embarassment of this. And how the fuck do you FORGET your on your period? I don't care how drunk you are, still gotta change your pad or tampon. And also, as a nurse, there is no safe "time of the month" to have unprotected sex, unless of course your on birth control, even then it can fail, and you still gotta worry about STDs




7763 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

lmao this thing is soo fucked up i just had to be a part of it lol you people are so fucking immature i thought it would be fun to join. and wtf has anyone ever heard of birth control? so there =P fucking faggots =]




7820 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

fuckin grosss




7860 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

**YOU CAN GET PREGNANT ON YOUR PERIOD** don't go spreading around that you can't because you 100% can! wow, some people are so ignorant




7908 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Pennies? Wtf?




7972 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

did he have the dolmio grin after?




8609 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

omg this is why I'm gay




9506 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

I just can't imagine forgetting that you are on your period. Your stomach cramps and hurts almost constantly.




10049 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

o..m..f...g. that is SOO FUCKIN GROSS! holy shit..




10171 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

HAHAHAHAHA. Ravioli and pennies??! hahahaha, wtf. That's hilarious.




10762 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Well pennies because of the iron content of the blood...I don't know where the ravioli came from...




11283 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

How in the deuce do you "FORGET" you're on your period? Did the leaky vag feeling & the memory of changing of pads and/or tampons leave your brain so quickly? Dolt.




13108 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

that is just disguisting.




13703 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

#26 thanx cuz i really did not know that yew may have saved me frum the biggst mistake ov mii young little lyf lol




14030 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

i like pennies




16505 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

i think we're all missing the point. what does it normally taste like?




22098 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

1. blood contains iron which will taste like a penny 2. you can get pregnant on your period, your cervix is more open than usual to release the egg. 3. eating out a girl whicle she has her period is called earning your red wings. 4. it could only be better if he looked as you and said " WHY SO SERIOUS?" after ;)




23762 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

No fucking way.




25350 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

#26 sperm survives in the vagina for 3-5 days not over a week




25565 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

go down to the old pub instead, man




28329 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

#83, the cervix is not what releases the egg. The cervix received the sperm. Ovulation takes place two weeks (14 days) after the beginning of your period. The egg is only good for 24 hours. So, technically, if you use super sperm it is POSSIBLE to get pregnant if you have sex at the end of your period, especially if yours is a long one (sperm live MAXIMUM 7 days) but its not very likely whatsoever.




28510 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

ewwww yeah that's pretty gross




32543 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

wow this bitch makes me sick. i still fuck bloody cunt tho, just to eat it gross, like ordering the fish special at Sizzler, that shit will make you sick!!!




34273 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

how does he know what penis taste like.....?




35340 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

wow 209 is pretty fucked up




35511 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

i would rather kill myself.




35512 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

i would rather kill myself.




41645 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

thats nasty




44194 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

earned his red wings....haha




47490 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

okay people. This is simple f*&^%$# Biology. You cannot get pregnant on your period. The egg is only fertile while its inside the fallopian tube. That is where ferilization occurs. When the egg drops into the uterus and doesn't attach to the lining (the endometrium) the uterus has mucle contractions = period = dead egg = no pregnancy. QED.




47491 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

**fertilization




47492 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

UGH! **muscle




47868 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

The oocyte only lasts 24 hours after ovulation which is around the 14th day after menses; the spermatozoon is only viable for approximately 24-48 hours inside of the female reproductive system, and after that time there is inadequate nourishment for the sperm cell. So you do the math.




49101 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

#54, you're a fucking idiot




51804 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Hate to say it but period sex is good stuff like




53408 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

thats fuckn nasty. how are you guna forget something like that..




55946 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

wwwwhhhat a win... or like 2 days after there periods over.. fucking brutal. its not actually there. but it still tastes like it?.......................fml. love u baby




59919 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

oh boy. i really dont know what to say to this, the commets are so fucked up, it makes the text message seem not so bad. i mean honestly... who the hell does this. fucked up commets,




71125 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

uhm how does blood taste like ravoli and pennies? x.x




33214 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

Period sex understandable. It does feel better. But how do you forget that shit girl?!




Free Dirty Needles (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

The clit doesn't bleed ;)


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