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(208):
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
(831):
His whipped his dick out and was too drunk to put it back himself. So I could have either let his roommates find him like that in the morning or fuck him like he'd been begging me to do for an hour. I chose the latter.
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her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
(787):
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
(770):
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
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(770):
You're my sunshine on a cloudy day. When it's coke outside you.relie the month of may. My girl my girl my giK talkin bout my girl MY GIRL
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