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(313):
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
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I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
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i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
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Me and my friends filled up tub w. Beer, sat in it & drank out of it. I decided not to tell everyone I got my period!
(440):
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
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dammit. i have zits on my ass. im officially fat. time to hit the gym!!
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