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(902):
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
(772):
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
(910):
..so I wake up with my arms tied to the headboard. He's late for work rushing around putting clothes on and says, hey-u can let urself out, right? lock the door behind u... idk wht i'd have done if not for that Houdini special...
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he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
(727):
I'm wasted, can't find my clothes, woke up with some dude and my boyfriend is passed out in a chair with a video camera. I LOVE TEQUILA!
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(310):
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
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