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I'm sorry how was I supposed to know someone poked a hole in my condom
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I think morning wood is god's way of telling us that all humans should have sex every morning. That's what I'm telling her tomorrow morning anyways.
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sex on the kitchen floor. He bent me over the sink, while i was doing the dishes. Ill make a great housewife lol
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Dude i just woke up, cant find my pants, my fingers smell like vag and coconut, and i have a party hat on my johnson.... Win?
(404):
I was getting road head, and she popped up long enough to tell me to down shift. Then went right back to it...
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I hope you have an extra blow dryer (1-317): Why? (317): Your snowman was talking shit last night. Now he's s puddle
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