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hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
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Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
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I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
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I keep looking at it cause I can't figure out whether its a vagina or a donut....
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my daughter asked me why there were so many "toothpaste" stains all over our bed sheets...
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Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
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