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(510):
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
(250):
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
(774):
I snuck into the bathroom while my husband was showering, opened the curtain when his head was covered in water and he couldn’t see me, and grabbed his privates. He screamed like a little girl.
(242):
As we were fucking he started singing Baby by Justin Beiber. And when he was almost done he said "BABY BABY BABY" and when he came in me he did the "Oooh!" part.
(770):
(rec'v)Have you set boundaries with him yet? (sent) lets see..he talks to me only in innuendos...makes out with me in random places...and his hands basically stay between my legs..and supposedly I am on his "to-do list"...I'll go with no on this one...
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(561):
Lmfao! I Knew It! My sister DOES think I'm a lesbian!!
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