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(703):
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
(760):
I had amazing sex last night...it was four hours of goodness. I have carpet burns, I am so sore I can hardly move today and my jaw hurts so bad I can hardly swallow water. Amazing wonderful and the best night of my life.
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Last night I texted. "So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was embarrassed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized" MDT
(503):
So, I'm at the bar, and the hottest chick I've ever seen comes up to me, sticks a fistful of cash in my hand, and says "I'll give you 200 bucks to come with me in the back room and screw my brains out."
(773):
"I like my quesadilla like I like my men: uncut."
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(512):
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
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