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this morning i woke up to brush my teeth and realized my toothbrush tastes like vodka... i think i have a problem.
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I'm so high and she's draggin me through Wal-Mart and I can't feel my legs. Does this qualify me for one of those motorized scooters?
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I threw up in an automatic carwash last night!!!!! Rolled the window down as it was going. Add that to your bucket list. It was quite refreshing
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She was giving me road head when a cop pulled up next to us at a stop light. He looked over and gave me a thumbs up and kept driving when the light turned green.
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and then i tied the sperm-filled condom and hit him with it
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(317):
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
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MU8oik Stupid article..!
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Buy cheap OEM software (0 Points) 7 months ago
MU8oik Stupid article..!