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(806):
you ever have one of those days when you just forget to put on panties?
(280):
Had a fight with the boyfriend last night and didnt get laid. so i masturbated with a cucumber. guess what hes haveing for dinner.
(330):
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
(818):
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
(860):
Their not stretch marks, their my gills I'm a fucking fish!
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(titdrunk):
Received: "I want a damn good shoot of boob, its my birthday". Sent: "You want cleavage or full nips?" MDT
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Your a hoe
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62265 (0 Points) 2 years ago
Your a hoe