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I played the maze game on a girls ipod touch while she gave me head, and I beat her highscore.
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I think Tiger fucked her because he wanted to get rid of half his shit and cheating is way more fun than a garage sale
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I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
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S: Dude you need to wake up, I need a ride to the Hospital. R: What? I'm getting up. S: She sneezed and got me again. R: Are you fucking serious?! That bitch does it on purpose! Why did you ever let her near your dick again! S: Please come get me, I can't drive. It is bleeding and she just freaked out and left.
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She asked me to titty fuck her last night...(recv'd) niiice did you? (sent) have you seen emmas chest? she is a AAA cup. my 3 year old sister has a bigger rack
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THE HOT TUB BUBBLES ARE OVERFLOWING INTO THE POOL, WE PUT TOO MUCH MIX IN. WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE.
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