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I said it was okay to give me hickeys on my boobs and now my mom decides we're going to blue bayou water park tomorrow. fuck my life.
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I blew him and then he had a volleyball game. His team won. Thanks to me. (479) Ur an asset to the sports world. Ur like gatorade.
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when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton (781): then i met college
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So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
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i just told my boyfriend to put peanut butter all over my vagina and told him to watch me get an orgazm from my dog lickin my clit
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(408):
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
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