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Last night, "i've been whomping my willow thinking about you." MDT
(815):
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
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so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
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He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
(970):
McDonalds should deliver... It would not only lead to less hunger... but we wouldn't have to drive drunk
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(724):
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move... (412): Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
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