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(Rcvd)Did I drink tequila?! (Rply) ...no? (Rcvd) then why did I vomit a caterpillar?!?!?
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my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
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She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
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I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
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by the time i was finished with you, you'd be nothing but a drooling blob of post-cunnalingal confusion and dirty feelings. trust me, this is for the best.
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(724):
I just called 911 to report that my pants were missing, bad news my dad is the dispatcher tonight, i also told him that i just had sex for the first time. I guess you cant see me anymore.
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You fucking idiot
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86100 (2 Points) 1 year ago
You fucking idiot