95 (-1 Points) 2 years ago
I speak for all those who come here from Reddit... Ask her if she's down for a 3some...
435 (5 Points) 2 years ago
OMG! Thats Fucked! aha she loves you enough to over work herself to buy you a decent gift...nd thts how you treat her! WOW men really are fucked up!
591 (4 Points) 2 years ago
#6: There's plenty of men who don't cheat, and plenty of women who do.
632 (0 Points) 2 years ago
#7: But that's not what happened is it? No. Argue with facts at hand...
1305 (1 Points) 2 years ago
I hope he didn't eat any food while he was there - it would have all kinds of stuff in it.
1317 (1 Points) 2 years ago
#8 "WOW men really are fucked up!" That's what poster #6 said. It seems like #6 is generalizing, and #7 is calling her out. So your comment to "argue with the facts at hand" seems more relevant to poster #6.
2300 (0 Points) 2 years ago
that dude it messed up. bet he lost his date and his girl that night..
2671 (-3 Points) 2 years ago
god i hope he lost both of them.. com on girls!! and guys!! be smarter than that.. if you take them back make it really hard for them to get you back!
3633 (1 Points) 2 years ago
HAHA you moronic little turd. That's what you get for being a despicable waste of life. You are the reason sweet girls turn into bitches. Oh well, I just feel bad for you and your tiny pathetic prick. Ass.
3634 (0 Points) 2 years ago
lmfaoo that's what you get man! she doesn't deserve you.
3635 (1 Points) 2 years ago
There's a beautiful little thing called... KARMA. :D
3637 (0 Points) 2 years ago
He should've punched that girl for thinking she could have a job. Why wasn't she cooking him and his date dinner? Learn your place, girls!
3638 (0 Points) 2 years ago
yeah but just remember its not this person there the person who got the text
3642 (-1 Points) 2 years ago
aye bro, i just wanted to thank you for being such an asswipe. cuz furreal, it's fucktards like you that help guys like me. when a girl goes thru a shitty relationship and finally wakes up and ends it, im there to make it all better, because i know how to treat girls with respect. so thats why i get more pussy than you. thanks =] -(( â
3647 (1 Points) 2 years ago
There's no such thing as "cheating" because all is fair in love and war...there's no rules!
3657 (1 Points) 2 years ago
Lmao...I love when funny shit like that happens to the idiots that deserve it.
3659 (2 Points) 2 years ago
What a dick, having a girlfriend that would get a second job for him and then cheating on her. That sucks.
4078 (0 Points) 2 years ago
ner ner ner, that's what you get you cheatin' little bastard youuuu! xP
4389 (0 Points) 2 years ago
well look like you and your hand are gonna have a lonely night on your birthday...
4666 (0 Points) 2 years ago
omg thats awful im a guy and thats what he gets lmfao! OWNED!
4764 (0 Points) 2 years ago
thats just horrible. i feel so sorry for that chick
6080 (0 Points) 2 years ago
don't worry she prob wouldn't have been able to afford a good present with that shitty job!
6623 (-1 Points) 2 years ago
BEING SEXIST MAKES MY RACE BETTER OLOLOLOL. Shut up. Enjoy humor. Equality or GTFO, faggot.
8831 (1 Points) 2 years ago
wow. your a fucking asshole. i hope someone put pubes in your food. holla
9192 (0 Points) 2 years ago
Dude, i feel srry for the girl, that sucks donkey dick
10334 (0 Points) 2 years ago
ahahahahahhhahahahhahahahahahahaahahhahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaaaahahahahahahahahahha
14569 (0 Points) 2 years ago
What a fucking scumbag... hahaha. I bet you felt guilty after that and you should... God. Be ashamed. Your loving girlfriend tried to afford you a gift for YOU, not even for her. Just so you would fucking have a gift on your birthday. Nice job.
14611 (0 Points) 2 years ago
that would definitely qualify as a "holy shit dude" moment
16354 (0 Points) 2 years ago
Did you at least get to bang the chick you took out on a date?
25612 (0 Points) 2 years ago
I think your all pathetic wasting your time reading these....get a life
25799 (0 Points) 2 years ago
Thank you!!! #52 said it.....bunch of karma crying hippie fuckers.
29446 (0 Points) 2 years ago
you piece of shit, scummy bastard wtf that poor girl =(
31264 (0 Points) 2 years ago
STFU #19 you stupid fuck. I hope some girl castrates you.
41624 (0 Points) 2 years ago
i wouldve fucked you up if you did that to me she better not still be with you asshole
42370 (0 Points) 2 years ago
stolen from FML and re-written as the guys point of view... asshole
45180 (0 Points) 2 years ago
ur a cunt of a bloke. i hope u never get more than ur own hand for the remainder of ur pathetic cheating life. u make the rest of us blokes who actually have morals look bad. and if it is the fml quote, ur still shit
45280 (0 Points) 2 years ago
i like number #62's comment :) stupid jerk. poor girl
47596 (0 Points) 2 years ago
WHAT THE HELL WAS SHE DOING OUT OF THE KITCHEN!!!!
48153 (0 Points) 2 years ago
thats why i moved on to girls just saying. and ur a dickhead
49167 (0 Points) 2 years ago
so.... did she dump you? i hope so. you stupid little fuck
50139 (0 Points) 2 years ago
why call her your girlfriend if you only think she's a fuckbuddy? what an ass.
52580 (0 Points) 2 years ago
i hope she went into the kitchen and cooked you and your date a nice meal herself, stupid working girlfriend
52892 (0 Points) 2 years ago
I'd just like to say #22 my god! I've never heard so much bullshit, I would not like to be dating you! & poor girl.. You're a dick, man.
53694 (1 Points) 2 years ago
wow dude, im a guy and i don't get you...you have a girl that cares that much about you and you fucking cheat on her? you wasted her time and hurt her. I could care less about your feelings
55042 (0 Points) 2 years ago
That just makes me want to say, im never going to ever cheat on my girlfriend, I LOVE her! :) and that asshole deserveddd that
56295 (0 Points) 2 years ago
i took a girl to the movies once that the other girl i was talking to worked at.... i told her she was my cousind girlfriend and i was taking her there to meet him cause he didnt have a car
59429 (0 Points) 2 years ago
WOOOOWWW...PPLE R RIDICULUS...THE STUPID SHIT MEN DO, AND THE CRAZY SHIT WOMEN DO FOR STUPID MEN.
59549 (0 Points) 2 years ago
HAHA you deserve it prick. dump the bitch before you take another one out. DUHR
63959 (0 Points) 1 year ago
wow you guys do realize this was a joke email that was sent around YEARS ago.. idiots..
71339 (0 Points) 1 year ago
ha # 19. Instead of hitting the girl, maybe someone should hit you with a bus, multiple times.
71351 (0 Points) 1 year ago
that is so fucked up why would he do this oh yeah because he is an asshole that don't know what he has...
71446 (0 Points) 1 year ago
Obviously fake. from a fake e-mail years ago, to a fake fml post, to a fake drunk text post. Dumb readers are dumb
Ria (0 Points) 1 year ago
You're a complete dick. I hope your ex finds someone she deserves who's appreciative of her and loves her unlike you, you heartless shit.
87622 (0 Points) 1 year ago
wow. why is that the best girls always date the worst guys? at least im lucky that i have one of the few girls who are amazing and smart, so she dates a good guy like me. girls if you want a dude who wont cheat, go different places to meet them. if you end up in a relationship with someone you met at a bar or party, his first impression of you is that you are a piece of ass. once the thrill wears off, he will look for someone else that is thrilling. if you want to meet someone who is real, go to a place where the guys arent actively trying to get laid. a girl that can challenge a guys mind, and can find a guy who is looking for more than sex, can have something real, where cheating never even crosses the guys mind. i am a law student, and my girl is a nursing student, and we met at a campground as luck would have it, but girls, try looking at libraries, in classes, at stores at church, instead of at the bar. and dont give it up the first few nights. if he is willing to wait, then he is into you, not youre body, (though it may be that he is into both) and if he isnt willing to wait, then he doesnt care about you anyway, just your ass. and when he gets tired of sleeping with you, he will find someone else
92 (1 Points) 2 years ago
damn, he got what he deserved though.. but damn.. just damn