(301): So I went on a date with this girl...and who's our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my birthday present.

Comments: 105


92 (1 Points) (+2, -1) 2 years ago

damn, he got what he deserved though.. but damn.. just damn




93 (3 Points) (+3, -0) 2 years ago

Wonder what he's gonna get for his bday now...




95 (-1 Points) (+0, -1) 2 years ago

I speak for all those who come here from Reddit... Ask her if she's down for a 3some...




108 (2 Points) (+3, -1) 2 years ago

wow.. why guys cheat.. its stupid




110 (3 Points) (+4, -1) 2 years ago

That's called karma rubbing your face in the dirt.




435 (5 Points) (+6, -1) 2 years ago

OMG! Thats Fucked! aha she loves you enough to over work herself to buy you a decent gift...nd thts how you treat her! WOW men really are fucked up!




591 (4 Points) (+5, -1) 2 years ago

#6: There's plenty of men who don't cheat, and plenty of women who do.




632 (0 Points) (+2, -2) 2 years ago

#7: But that's not what happened is it? No. Argue with facts at hand...




1305 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 2 years ago

I hope he didn't eat any food while he was there - it would have all kinds of stuff in it.




1317 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 2 years ago

#8 "WOW men really are fucked up!" That's what poster #6 said. It seems like #6 is generalizing, and #7 is calling her out. So your comment to "argue with the facts at hand" seems more relevant to poster #6.




2300 (0 Points) (+1, -1) 2 years ago

that dude it messed up. bet he lost his date and his girl that night..




2671 (-3 Points) (+0, -3) 2 years ago

god i hope he lost both of them.. com on girls!! and guys!! be smarter than that.. if you take them back make it really hard for them to get you back!




3078 (0 Points) (+1, -1) 2 years ago

aww poor girl :(




3252 (-1 Points) (+0, -1) 2 years ago

omgeee what an ass. hahaha what a surprise




3633 (1 Points) (+3, -2) 2 years ago

HAHA you moronic little turd. That's what you get for being a despicable waste of life. You are the reason sweet girls turn into bitches. Oh well, I just feel bad for you and your tiny pathetic prick. Ass.




480 (1 Points) (+2, -1) 1 year ago

you, are a fat whore....




3634 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

lmfaoo that's what you get man! she doesn't deserve you.




3635 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 2 years ago

There's a beautiful little thing called... KARMA. :D




3636 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

HAHA...WHOA! I think it's funny.




3637 (0 Points) (+1, -1) 2 years ago

He should've punched that girl for thinking she could have a job. Why wasn't she cooking him and his date dinner? Learn your place, girls!




3638 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

yeah but just remember its not this person there the person who got the text




3642 (-1 Points) (+1, -2) 2 years ago

aye bro, i just wanted to thank you for being such an asswipe. cuz furreal, it's fucktards like you that help guys like me. when a girl goes thru a shitty relationship and finally wakes up and ends it, im there to make it all better, because i know how to treat girls with respect. so thats why i get more pussy than you. thanks =] -(( â




3647 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 2 years ago

There's no such thing as "cheating" because all is fair in love and war...there's no rules!




3657 (1 Points) (+2, -1) 2 years ago

Lmao...I love when funny shit like that happens to the idiots that deserve it.




3659 (2 Points) (+2, -0) 2 years ago

What a dick, having a girlfriend that would get a second job for him and then cheating on her. That sucks.




3671 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

bravo sierra, never happened




3687 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

i've heard this exact thing somewhere before




4078 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

ner ner ner, that's what you get you cheatin' little bastard youuuu! xP




4199 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

thats low, you deserved that




4389 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

well look like you and your hand are gonna have a lonely night on your birthday...




4603 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

haha fuckhead karmas a BIIIIIIIIIIIITCH!




4666 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

omg thats awful im a guy and thats what he gets lmfao! OWNED!




4764 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

thats just horrible. i feel so sorry for that chick




5152 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

your an ass!




6080 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

don't worry she prob wouldn't have been able to afford a good present with that shitty job!




6623 (-1 Points) (+0, -1) 2 years ago

BEING SEXIST MAKES MY RACE BETTER OLOLOLOL. Shut up. Enjoy humor. Equality or GTFO, faggot.




7815 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 2 years ago

dude you messed up




8831 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 2 years ago

wow. your a fucking asshole. i hope someone put pubes in your food. holla




9192 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Dude, i feel srry for the girl, that sucks donkey dick




9313 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 2 years ago

OMG that just shows what a piece of shit you are




9800 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

yeah this was on fml already




9804 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

its his birthday but they not gon riiiide out.




10334 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

ahahahahahhhahahahhahahahahahahaahahhahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaaaahahahahahahahahahha




11387 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Asshole. I hope she shot you.




11441 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

i hope she spit in ya food




12222 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

so what did you get for your birthday?




14569 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

What a fucking scumbag... hahaha. I bet you felt guilty after that and you should... God. Be ashamed. Your loving girlfriend tried to afford you a gift for YOU, not even for her. Just so you would fucking have a gift on your birthday. Nice job.




14611 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

that would definitely qualify as a "holy shit dude" moment




15067 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

thats not coool man not cool at all..




16354 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Did you at least get to bang the chick you took out on a date?




23859 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

your a dick, this was already on FML




25348 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

need some ice for that burn!




25612 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

I think your all pathetic wasting your time reading these....get a life




25799 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Thank you!!! #52 said it.....bunch of karma crying hippie fuckers.




29446 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

you piece of shit, scummy bastard wtf that poor girl =(




31264 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

STFU #19 you stupid fuck. I hope some girl castrates you.




31719 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

DUDE, you fucking stole this from FML. Douchefag




41624 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

i wouldve fucked you up if you did that to me she better not still be with you asshole




41625 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

tool.




41893 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

..Karma, man. Karma.




42370 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

stolen from FML and re-written as the guys point of view... asshole




45160 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

fucktard




45180 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

ur a cunt of a bloke. i hope u never get more than ur own hand for the remainder of ur pathetic cheating life. u make the rest of us blokes who actually have morals look bad. and if it is the fml quote, ur still shit




45280 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

i like number #62's comment :) stupid jerk. poor girl




46613 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

YOU ARE AN ASS!!!!!!!




47596 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

WHAT THE HELL WAS SHE DOING OUT OF THE KITCHEN!!!!




47723 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

I feel bad for your girlfriend, dick.




48153 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

thats why i moved on to girls just saying. and ur a dickhead




49167 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

so.... did she dump you? i hope so. you stupid little fuck




49943 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

#19: Your a sexist prick. Just saying asshole.




50139 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

why call her your girlfriend if you only think she's a fuckbuddy? what an ass.




50561 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

wow u suck




50778 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

do u tip in a situation like that?




51154 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Gotta love karma.




52580 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

i hope she went into the kitchen and cooked you and your date a nice meal herself, stupid working girlfriend




52892 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

I'd just like to say #22 my god! I've never heard so much bullshit, I would not like to be dating you! & poor girl.. You're a dick, man.




53694 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 2 years ago

wow dude, im a guy and i don't get you...you have a girl that cares that much about you and you fucking cheat on her? you wasted her time and hurt her. I could care less about your feelings




53855 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

oh you're shit out dude..




54354 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Wow... I'm speechless. Lol!




55042 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

That just makes me want to say, im never going to ever cheat on my girlfriend, I LOVE her! :) and that asshole deserveddd that




55799 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Eat it you fucking enema bag!




56295 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

i took a girl to the movies once that the other girl i was talking to worked at.... i told her she was my cousind girlfriend and i was taking her there to meet him cause he didnt have a car




56874 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

HOLY FUCK! You're a loser




58000 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

welll your life sucks...




58694 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

lol douchebag.. you really deserved that




59429 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

WOOOOWWW...PPLE R RIDICULUS...THE STUPID SHIT MEN DO, AND THE CRAZY SHIT WOMEN DO FOR STUPID MEN.




59447 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

ayyy 301 that does suck though




59549 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

HAHA you deserve it prick. dump the bitch before you take another one out. DUHR




59683 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

fuckin karmaaa !




59868 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

asss holeee..




60664 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

should put this on fuckmylife.com




63402 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

dumb.




63959 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

wow you guys do realize this was a joke email that was sent around YEARS ago.. idiots..




68171 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

Which girl was hotter?




71339 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

ha # 19. Instead of hitting the girl, maybe someone should hit you with a bus, multiple times.




71351 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

that is so fucked up why would he do this oh yeah because he is an asshole that don't know what he has...




71446 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

Obviously fake. from a fake e-mail years ago, to a fake fml post, to a fake drunk text post. Dumb readers are dumb




71969 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

haha thats a bitch. well deserved tho. :)




jo-jo (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

you so deserved it cheating dick




Ria (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

You're a complete dick. I hope your ex finds someone she deserves who's appreciative of her and loves her unlike you, you heartless shit.




79602 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

looks like she's his ex gf now




87622 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

wow. why is that the best girls always date the worst guys? at least im lucky that i have one of the few girls who are amazing and smart, so she dates a good guy like me. girls if you want a dude who wont cheat, go different places to meet them. if you end up in a relationship with someone you met at a bar or party, his first impression of you is that you are a piece of ass. once the thrill wears off, he will look for someone else that is thrilling. if you want to meet someone who is real, go to a place where the guys arent actively trying to get laid. a girl that can challenge a guys mind, and can find a guy who is looking for more than sex, can have something real, where cheating never even crosses the guys mind. i am a law student, and my girl is a nursing student, and we met at a campground as luck would have it, but girls, try looking at libraries, in classes, at stores at church, instead of at the bar. and dont give it up the first few nights. if he is willing to wait, then he is into you, not youre body, (though it may be that he is into both) and if he isnt willing to wait, then he doesnt care about you anyway, just your ass. and when he gets tired of sleeping with you, he will find someone else




12322 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

thats what you get you fucking ass




tyuyu (0 Points) (+0, -0) 11 months ago

asshole




tmf1992 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 7 months ago

haha serves u right. fuckin pig


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