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In a surprising twist of fate, I just realized my toe polish matches my panties. I totally should have gone home with him. That Shit never happens.
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turns out he NEEDS magnums. i tried putting a regular sized one on him...didn't work out. it was like trying to put a sock over a watermelon
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Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
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My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
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Last night, "No donuts and beer make Peter go somethin something.Doh! I lockdr my car keyx inside my car. I think I just pulled a Herkimer..." MDTxt
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(701) Dude moms is drunk on wine again I brought home that drunk chic from downtown (605) Oh really?? (701) dont tell moms she will tell the gf (605) Umm Yea this is the gf!!
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1 year ago
Yea 605!!!
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301 (0 Points) 1 year ago
Yea 605!!!