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(425):
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
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I was just told that my boobs look enticing...I'd say its safe to say that getting laid is definitely in my future for the evening.
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Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
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You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
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He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden ginger was looking real good to me.
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My boyfriend just spend the last three hours trying to figure out why my ass is loser than my vag ; I got him thinking like a doctor :)
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