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(818):
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
(905):
OMG skwhirls just stole my socks and I chased them down the street and realized I'm only in my bra. where the fuck is my shirt?
(714):
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
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I hope u shit urself silly untel it overflows, through the vents, down Lukes walls, n all over his bathroom, slips on it, n asperates n dies n ur shit
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I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
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(503):
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
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