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(BuddyC):
Last night, received: "I like my coffee like I like my women-black." Sent: "I like my coffee like I like my women-full of alcohol." MDT.
(011):
Last night at 6 am "bring on the trumpets."
(502):
So I know things got rough last night only becuz my vag feels like a broken toy of Christmas and he's got so many bloody scratches on his back he looks like he got attacked by The Jackle from 13 Ghosts...
(702):
I think my body is made of more vodka than water at this point... SO please don't smoke up so close to me. I may literally catch fire
(541):
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
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(260):
Are you bleeding yet? (317): No. Maybe I'm pregnant. (260): Well, I'm gonna fuck you like i hate you later and get you bleeding one way or another.
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