you were about to get laid, but on your way to the bedroom you saw a Burger King paper crown. you ditched the girl and pranced around my house yelling "I AM FOOFY, KING OF THE SEALS!"

i honestly couldnt think of something anymore queer than that statement, maybe only the fact that i took the time to wrie to you and tell you how fucking stupid you are.

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11464 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

amazing, i laughed so hard reading this. :D

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15757 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

I'm fucking cracking up while typing this!!!!

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21030 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

I love people. :L

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43107 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

LMFAO Lets be friends!

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48431 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

what the fuck? how is that a good night?

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61889 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

HAAAAAAAHAHA

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67278 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Hell yeah, drunk priorities

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70685 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

almost just pissed my pants

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86359 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

border line amazing

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Panini (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

I would totally be Floffy, Queen of the Seals if I could get a BK paper crown too.

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(508): nice job on getting arrested last night for trying to steal mayonnaise from a gas station for a tuna sandwich that didn't exist.

(909): ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination

(604): you were about to get laid, but on your way to the bedroom you saw a Burger King paper crown. you ditched the girl and pranced around my house yelling "I AM FOOFY, KING OF THE SEALS!"

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