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(london):
"alright bitch whores. pam closed her house early, alleged party on college road if u fancy some free fun. there will be alot of boys" - from my male housemate...
(617):
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
(520):
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
(215):
I remember when you offered to buy me a corona last night in exchange for sex (1-215): Yes, an I'm still waiting on a answer??
(803):
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
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(307):
If I had my guitar right now I'd be singing her a song to strip to, it would be a ballad of broccoli.
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