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Last night "Almost called 911. Thought I was vomiting blood. Turns out it was that Mike's hard raspberry lemonade I had drank 20 mins earlier." MDT
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Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
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(sent) Did you two really fuck? (rec'vd) No, we just rolled around naked for an hour making noises...
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i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
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I think i'm the classiest person ever. I don't have a cup in my room so I've been taking my birth control with shot glasses lol
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(740):
just spent literally 10 minutes trying to figure out where i was, then i realized i somehow got to pats house last night. then i made some cereal.
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