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(617):
My boyfriend was going down on me. Suddenly, he grabbed my 'lower' lips and moved them in a talking motion, proclaiming that "the talking vagina declares war and wants to conquer the great penis."
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Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
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Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
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Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
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(787):
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
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