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(360):
Seriously i need help. a polar bear is trying to eat my cat and lil wayne just broke in and stole my tv. (1-360) I think you've had enough vodka! (360) NAH NIGGA WHO THA FUCK YOU THINK YOU IS?
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who discovered that we could milk cows? And what did he think he was doing with them at the time?". Have to admit it does make you think...
(912):
Met a girl tonight... fuck knows what was going on there... she must have had miximatosis or something.... oh wait no, thats rabbits
(203):
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
(801):
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
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(336):
"Just remember this car weighs like four thousand lbs. if you hit anything... YOU win!"
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